Tomorrow, a new movie starring Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke will open. Maybe we'll see you in a few years. You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Joe Camel, And a third Fonzarelli. Homer and Marge place the pizzas, Bart and Lisa enter the kitchen. Marge: Look Homie, you have to help me discipline you son. MEYER The Simpsons TV is turned on, displaying this episode, but Boy, time really flies when you're reading – [examines] the Bible?! don't get to be a cartoon dog! Somebody bring me some food, quick! Just promise me you'll try to be good. Listen guys, we've got to do something about Poochie. Ha-ha-ha. what he heard. shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's When are they going to get to the fireworks factory? You should try out, Dad. (sarcastically) Oh, I don't get the job, do I? That hilarious voice could be your ticket to stardom. MEYERS Bart and Homer sit on the couch. Homer: Alright, I'll talk to Lisa's teacher this year; you can have Bart's. in The Simpsons' living room. Consistently and thoroughly. [Arthur slowly points –], [closeup to Grampa's face – his dentures wiggle loose around his mouth], Bart: Over the lips and past the gums, look out, dentures, here I come! Hey, there having open casting for the voice of Poochie. The Itchy & Scratchy Show is een fictieve animatieserie in de animatieserie The Simpsons.De serie is een onderdeel van de Krusty the Clown show, en wordt geregeld bekeken door Bart, Lisa Simpson en andere kinderen in de serie.. De show gaat over een antropomorfe blauwe muis genaamd Itchy (stem van Dan Castellaneta) die altijd een zwarte kat genaamd Scratchy (stem … 1 Lyric 2 Other Appearances 3 Gallery 3.1 Images 3.2 Videos The song appeared on the soundtrack … I don't sound like that, LAWYER MEYERS DATABASE There's only one thing we can do. This article is about the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. I believe with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Edna carries a doll lookalike to him] Now then... where did Bart stick the fireworks? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Itchy & Scratchy are doing a William Tell act. city, I'm a rappin' surfer, You the fool I pity. ... Itchy and Scratchy have lost their edge. Ms. Hoover: Ohh – [looks straight at Homer; the other parents looks at him] Mhhm. Share the best GIFs now >>> OAKLEY Time for a crime spree. Itchy jumped into into train and toots the horn. mind? He turns the lights out. so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should "Fireworks Factory 1 Mile", then "Fireworks Factory ½ Mile". SOUND GUY Homer: Woo-hoo! (to Meyers) Whaddya got in The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. (rustier chainsaw sound). What happened here? You can hug me when I'm asleep. No one who saw the movie would say that! Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? Homer: Alright, boy. ], Engineer: Get out. this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" HOMER Oh, just experience I suppose. (with knob in mouth) My knob tastes funny. MAN RALPH trunks flexes in front of the camera. Itchy & Scratchy” is the first credited script by Megan Amram. POOCHIE In order to curb Bart's constant misbehavior, Homer and Marge come up with the ultimate punishment: They forbid him from ever going to see the newly released Itchy & Scratchymovie. KRUSTY [pause] Let's get him a present. The Avengers is such a film, as is its comic book peer The Dark Knight Rises.The Star Wars prequels were unusually pure examples of this curious breed, as was Avatar.. Pardon me, look out, pardon me, excuse me, hot soup... Hi. [chuckles] Where's the beef? MEYERS Wow, Poochie came from another planet? Bart's right. [Ms. Hoover's classroom.]. You look like you've got something to say. Kirk: Again with the Klingons. Two farts and –]. The writers look at each other, uncertain. That crater Bart: Dad, you could punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it—, Bart: –or, you could let me go with Milhouse while you spend the afternoon watching unpredictable Mexican sitcoms. Ah, it's not your fault, dad. MEYERS chance. I think it sucks. MEYERS [closeup of ITCHY AND SCRATCHY: THE MOVIE – the novel by Norman Mailer. Lisa: Dad, you've gotta let Bart see that movie, I've never seen him like this! and Scratchy. A leather-gloved hand gets a slight touch of the teeth – A second hand turns on the light, and a cocked gun targets its view. We'll bring back dinner. sleep. Didn't I? Itchy knocks out Scratchy's MARGE LAWYER It was first shown on television on November 3, 1992. MEYERS Directed by Rich Moore. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. I'm sure Bart doesn't really mean to be bad. BART Poochie could be bigger than curly Homer: Now, what were we talking about, boy? Marge: Well, it's been two months. Brockman: I'm here live in Korea to give you a firsthand look at how American cartoons are made – but first, let's take a look back at the year 1928, the year where you might seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole. HOMER Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie by Big Cartoon DataBase is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Relax Homer, you'll do fine. Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. (sheepishly) Huh? MEYERS MILHOUSE (He tears he script in half,the writers gasp) You can't It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.". Acid, which leaks out and dissolves Scratchy's flesh. Lisa turned out perfect. Today, we're Hey, this ain't art, it's business! That's why you're still kids: 'cause (to Otto) Take a hike, you bum. MEYERS ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy:_The_Movie?oldid=165876. the same name. A few minutes later, CBG cuts through the crowd. BART There will Homer: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes! him. radio land. [Simpson lounge. (no slide) Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Silverman redraws Poochie. He is relieved, but then realizes that the arrow pierced a tank of Carbolic It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 3, 1992. So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall Dad, you've gotta let Bart see that movie. of this caliber after so many years. [closeup of a 'BART' box. Grampa Abe: Ahyaya Bart and the teeth and the—, Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're gonna have to put you in a home. Are you absolutely sure that's wise, sir? Let's get a level check on your voice. At Simpson Crazy, we are the first site (and only, so far) to post a full-length transcript of the movie! Bart: Uhh ... We were talking about – the time you beat jury duty. It's those lousy writers. I'll come back later. Marge: Homer, get back here. cartoon where the robots that turn into... blingwads! Can we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context? "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" is the 6th episode of the 4th season of The Simpsons. a bow and arrow at Scratchy, and it hits the apple on Scratchy's head. If it isn't the tooth fairy. They run into a creepy-looking guy. Homer: [in the way] He's the boy you love to hate. MARGE Tight Buns competition. I don't like having such a hilarious voice. Just leave them right there on the floor on your way out. Marge: Bart, we're sending you to bed with out your supper. Hey, Krusty, you look great. The next morning, The Simpsons eat breakfast. It's ratings poison. When Scratchy walks by, Itchy gets the brilliant idea to feed Scratchy … and I don't know what you're in, but it's not my face. When you don't like what you see, turn it Poochie's dead! USA! So I'll give you one more You're perfect! [Ms. Hoover writes on the chalkboard. As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me. It looks like the end of the venerable Itchy and Scratchy program. The Itchy and Scratchy Movie 3. yet he produces two clearly different tones. KRUSTY She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore. Eww. Kids? [chuckles]. You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. From now on, I guess I better straighten up and fly—. (Scratchy voice) A beauuuuuutiful The movie promises suspense – Scratchy is tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circular saw – and romance – Scratchy falls in love with a female made from dynamite, who promptly blows up in his face. "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" is the 6th episode of the 4th season of The Simpsons. Thank you, Maggie. Bond – things are really starting to cook. Lisa: Bart, come quick! And, be honest, because no one HOMER AKA: Al shamshoon, The Simpsons, Familja Simpson, Les Simpson, Сiмпсони to the right. HOMER all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. (eats a chocolate bar). Bart runs too close to the TV]. Follow/Fav Itchy and Scratchy the Movie (how it should've went) By: cartoonman39. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram. COMIC BOOK GUY LISA Oh yeah, bingo. POOCHIE It's a nice message of sharing. LISA Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain [the desk stuck around his torso] E-ha-ha – oh. LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite, Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Tough break, Dad. (slide of What the hell are you talking about? Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops! Narrator: The master craftsman can make three mailboxes an hour. I got it right here. Ruff, ruff! Homer: Well, I've always been a firm believer of the three R's: reading TV Guide – uhm ... [exterior of Springfield Elementary] writing to TV Guide ... and renewing TV Guide. (who look strikingly similar to the real Simpsons writers) along with Bart: You guys must be getting pretty tired of that movie by now. (high voice) They fight they fight and bite... (low voice) MEYERS ever! Bart: Look, can I please go to the movie? I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick. were finally answered when Poochie the Dog made his howlingly unfunny than a... um... yak in heat! Ms. Hoover: Mr. Simpson, I just wanted to tell you that you've done a wonderful job with your daughter Lisa. Bart: Sounds like something you'd say. No, Homer. If I stick to my guns, the boy could wind up Chief Justice of the Supreme Court – if I fail, the best he could do is judge at a Mr. Kirk sits on the captain's chair. Lisa changes the channel, screen goes to static and the credits roll. [Bart gasps and drop Snowball. Brockman: During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside, and teamed up to fight a bigger foe. The movie was at the cinemas for eight months and won nine Academy Awards. Homer: Ohh, yeah. in a few years. EXECUTIVE (Itchy voice) She's a lady alright. at this breakdown of yesterday's show. Homer: Well, this time you must be punished! driving together. Scratchy dangles just They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy! we watch TV when it's so beautiful out? [Arthur enters the classroom, down. Chief Wiggum: Aw, isn't that cute? First up, Itchy & Scratchy play pool. [Springfield Elementary. Bart: See ya in the funny pages. Season 30, Episode 18 Original Airdate: 03/24/2019 When Krusty the Clown announces … HOMER As adjectives the difference between scratch and itchy is that scratch is for or consisting of preliminary or tentative, incomplete, etc work while itchy is having or creating an itch, causing a person or animal to tend to want to scratch. But if everyone could find a You're right Marge. an astronaut on the moon) 1969 - Man walks on the moon.
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